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Joke of the Day

"If Twitter has done nothing else, it's trained me to spell words like diarrhea, gonorrhea & chlamydia without spell check."

"In honor of 3/14... TIL the man who discovered Pi had his wife, Edith, leave him over his obsession with math. Which just goes to show you, you can't have your Pi and Edith too."

"There is no more cake. This is my suicide note."

"I don't understand why fat people get so much hate? They have love handle's not hate handle's"

"I've been single for a while now and I'm staring to realize something. They blur out A lot of Asian porn."

"So a Croatian walks into a bar, and the bartender says, ""We don't serb your kind!"""

"Some numbers walk into an Irish pub. 2 orders an Irish Car Bomb. 1 says ""2, please!"""

"Do you know why God made Adam and Eve white? Ever try taking a rib from a black guy?"

"What do you call a black person in space? An astronaut."

"Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree? It was taped."