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Joke of the Day

"What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God? Eggnog-stic."

"A lot of comedy today is observational humor You guys ever noticed that?"

"Why did Donald Trump defend the size of his dick? Cuz he's gonna use it to fuck the Republican party."

"For an Asian porn star, everyday is election day."

"Mondays are made for booze & antidepressants...ah hell, I'll just skip to the booze."

"It costs more to make a penny than a penny is actually worth. I don't get, why do we make the penny? It doesn't make any cents. Thanks, I'm here all night."

"Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig jumped into a giant pit of mud."

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat the room because it's black."

"Why do you go to a black mans garage sale? So you can get all your stuff back."

"What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane? The Pilot, you racist."