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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Transformer who always sees the glass as half full? Optimist Prime"
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"What do you get if you cross a drummer with Mike Tyson? A beatboxer."
"How many pushups can Ryan Gosling do? All of them."
"If it's your imperfections that make you beautiful, I'm pretty sure I should be a supermodel."
"I give it 6 months before Banksy does a graffiti of the statue of liberty with the snapchat dogface filter on it"
"What's better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded."
"Vegans think they will live longer than us, but they don't realize they are 100 times more likely to be murdered mid conversation."
"What do you call 16 white girls in a room? One whole Cherokee"
"A priest and a rabbi are walking together. The priest sees an attractive young boy and asks the rabbi , do you want to fuck him? The rabbi asks , out of what?"
"They say time flies like the wind.. But fruit flies like bananas"