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Joke of the Day
"If I'm ever on life support unplug me,, and then plug me back in again,, and see if that works."
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"I told the sad ghost ten puns to raise his spirits... No pun intendid."
"Dear math, stop telling me to find your X Their not coming back, grow up and solve your own problems"
"My five year plan? I don't even have a five minute plan."
"You can't let me into the club? Maybe my friend Benjamin Franklin can persuade you... *comes back 45 mins later in a bad wig, holding a kite*"
"A man walks into a bar.. ..all the bottles fall down."
"""Nazis!"" - the History Channel"
"Did you hear about the weekly poker game with Vasco da Gama, Christopher Columbus, Leif Erikson, and Francisco Pizarro? They can never seem to beat the Straights of Magellan."
"*Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman all avoiding eye contact with Aquaman as he walks in to work & sees Michael Phelps sitting at his desk*"
"I'm not saying she's a sl*t but whenever she eats a banana in public, she puts one hand behind her head."