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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a brick and an MRA? Bricks get laid."

"What type of car would Jesus drive? A Chrysler"

"What disorder will Spiderman get as he ages? Peter Parkinsons"

"Pick up line - works everytime! ""Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"""

"Only 3 more weeks until my Christmas lights change from ""still being up"" to ""being up early""."

"You know youre fifty when your chiropractor sends you birthday cards."

"What do you get when you dissolve Zyklon B into Israel's water supply? A final solution"

"What do you call a chain of singing islands? An acapellago."

"We get it, cacti, you have great biceps."

"I have ADHD. Yup, high-definition TV in the years after the birth of Jesus."