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Joke of the Day

"I'll bet when two cannibals get trapped in an elevator going to lunch, around the fifth minute, things start getting a little weird."

"How do you stop the dog trying to hump your leg? Suck his dick."

"Why did the bicycle fall down? Because it was too tired"

"How does Hitler tie his shoes? In little knotsies!"

"If Russia tried to take Turkey from behind... ... do you think Greece would help ?"

"What's the difference between a hockey player and my exgirlfriend? A hockey player will shower after 3 periods."

"Why are black people unfair? Because they're unfair."

"What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics? Legs"

"Why do melons always have traditional weddings? They cantaloupe."

"What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff? A precipuss."