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Joke of the Day
"Remember alcohol and calculus dont mix So don't drink and derive"
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"What's invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey farts."
"""DAAAAAAAD!! LOKI KEEPS STEALING MY THUNDER!!"" -adolescent Thor"
"[God creating the octopus] Idk, maybe make it look like the time I tried to cram the old pool noddles into a trash bag."
"If Billy Mays were a farmer... And he ran a really good corn maze during the spring, it would be called the ""Amazing May Mays Maize Maze."""
"How do you catch a unique bird? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bird? Tame way you caught the unique bird."
"When someone says ""excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable"", how long are they usually gone? Two days seems like a long time."
"Cosmetology school was a real letdown. Anyone wanna buy a spacesuit?"
"I like my women like how I like my coffee Ground up and put in my basement."
"Australians don't have sex. They mate."