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Joke of the Day
"My favorite superheros are.. Baskin and Robbin!"
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"What do you call a herd of cows masturbating? Beef strokin' off."
"This hammock is the most relaxing thing I've ever had slingshot me point blank into the ground."
"Threesome? No thank you. If I wanted to disappoint 2 people at once, I would go to dinner with my parents."
"A stupid joke that my mum tells me a lot So there are two cows eating grass in a paddock. One cow looks up and says ""moo"". The other cow says ""hey, I was gonna say that!"""
"Describe yourself in three words. Lazy."
"How many Scots didn't turn up to vote? One in Fife"
"What do you call it when a blacksmith makes something white? Irony."
"Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? The food is good, but the atmosphere is terrible."
"Why didn't Mayweather become an NFL QB? Because he couldn't READ the defense!"