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Joke of the Day

"Roze-Slovenijatruplo Band -Roses Boses"

"An Irishman offended everyone in the pub by making witty jokes about their mums. What was his name? O'Byrne"

"Frederick Fox, hatmaker for the British Royalty, died today. He was one in a milliner."

"You ever notice how many narcissistic pirates there are? Everyone I meet won't stop saying Aye!"

"Today I learned the hard way if you over-pluck your eyebrows everyone thinks you're interested in what they are saying"

"I've always heard that karma's a bitch... ...not like I'd know. Thanks, Reddit."

"Whenever I see a bored boyfriend following his girlfriend around while she picks out clothes to try on I whisper ""I'd never do that to you"""

"Grilled cheeses are the sweatpants of sandwiches."

"I'm making a list of reasons to move to Switzerland The flag is a big plus"

"You can now experience skydiving without a parachute! It's a once in a lifetime opportunity!"