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Joke of the Day
"What's Big? My ass."
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"GOOD NEWS... If you make minimum wage you don't have to pay income tax or eat."
"I could be a stripper if guys want to see a girl get stuck trying to take off her turtleneck followed by an on-stage panic attack."
"what do you call 4 mexicans in a sinking boat? quatro cinqo ^im sorry"
"People who aren't entombed in 8 feet of snow, what's it like to live in a tropical paradise?"
"I love indie movies Me too, the best one is the first one with the snakes"
"Two widgets walk into a sidebar... where's the menu? ...my wife's joke :)"
"I hate being a depressed atheist. Nothing to live for. Nothing to die for."
"How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb? We may never know the truth."
"What do you call a zoo with only one dog in it? A shitzoo."