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Joke of the Day

"Waiter I can't seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup. Would you expect to find angels in angel cake?"

"Hacked again! Sometimes I wish I never grew up on 12,345,678th Street with a dog named Password."

"these days it seems like all the talented promisimg sandwich artists work for Subway, churning out the same lifeless corporate sandwibch art"

"My wife and I used to practice safe sex. Unfortunately they won't let us back in the bank."

"Here's a knock knock joke about the guy with no arms"

"So I was playing poker with a few lepers... when someone threw in a hand."

"I hold my 440mL Pepsi can in the same way i hold my iPhone 5 With regret"

"""6-6x6 = ?"" Little hint: It is not 32 Edit: It gets funnier the longer you wait"

"What's the difference between a dead baby and a stick? I don't have a stick up my ass!"

"What does a pickle use to make bread? Dill Dough."