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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a pedophile and acne? NSFW One doesn't come on your face until your twelve"

"What do you call an alligator in a vest? an investigator."

"Bro,I seriously locked myself outta my jeep. He was driving a top-less jeep with the windows down."

"What's the height of conceit? Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. "

"A patron kicked out of a bar. Who is a drunk and belligerent Alex Trebek?"

"When someone tells me, ""I think of you as family,"" I assume I'm about to be yelled at for something that happened 10 years ago."

"What does oral sex and being in the mafia have in common? One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit."

"AC changed bail to basil, and now I'm sitting in jail with some lovely herbs."

"Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door."

"Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys? Because they soot him!"