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Joke of the Day

"Why was The Joker's US Passport application denied? Passports require proof of US citizenship and The Joker is a fictional character."

"knock knock, who's there? An ass load of Brazil v Germany posts of which 5% are actually funny."

"A woman flashed her tits at me today.... I just sat there and giggled like a school boy. Then she said to me "" will you stop mucking around and check this lump, doctor."""

"[presidents 2km race - finish line] OBAMA (checks stopwatch): just under 10 mins, did I beat the record? CLINTON: no, Bush did 9:11"

"What do you call a skinny tree that raps? Slim Shady"

"Some people say I have my mom's eyes... but since they can't find them they've never been able to prove it in a court of law."

"Hero's don't wear capes, they wear dog tags."

"When Captain Picard's sewing machine broke he brought it to the repairman and said... ""make it sew."""

"From my 7yo: ""Why did the moon marry the sun?"" Because the sun is hott."

"What is it called when Anakin licks Padme's Butt? An outer-rim job"