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Joke of the Day

"A quick way to get your kids to leave you alone is to say, ""I need to make your dentist appointment."""

"BREAKING NEWS A man who took an Airline company to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case."

"What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? A genealogist looks up the family tree, a gynecologist looks up the family bush."

"Dirty Joke My sex life with my wife has started degrading. Guess it's time to Bury her corpse"

"What do you get when you put a live rabbit in the oven? A hot cross bun."

"What kind of salad dressing does a tree use?"

"Tornado warnings are active for Cleveland, Ohio. Residents are invited to seek shelter in Cleveland Browns Stadium where there is no chance of a touchdown."

"A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says, ""Show me it's true what they say about black men."" So he stabs her and steals her purse."

"dear teenage me, it's the future. no flying cars but you will write jokes on a telephone. no don't kill yourself it's actually pretty fun"

"What is brown and sits in a toilet in a dutch attic? The diarrhea of Anne Frank."