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Joke of the Day

"Just walked into my local court house, they were all sitting around in a circle with black candles and robes trying to summon a jury #funny"

"What's cooler than being cool? Financial Stability *shoutout to /r/personalfinance*"

"What's the difference between a dog and a fox? A few more beers."

"I went on a date with a girl from an online dating website... ... I was worried she'd be fatter than she looked in her pictures. Turns out he wasn't."

"What's the difference between an oyster fisherman with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea? The fisherman shucks between fits."

"My relationship with my Ex was purely psychological... She was a psycho and I was totally logical."

"Learner driver: What happens when everything's coming your way? Instructor: You're in the wrong lane."

"Justin and Selena broke up? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOObody cares."

"Did you hear about the two monocles at the party? They made spectacles out of themselves."

"Why don't big trains have little trains? They pull out on time."