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Joke of the Day
"What's cooler than being cool? Financial Stability *shoutout to /r/personalfinance*"
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"I thought the author of Harry Potter was a guy. J.K."
"A gentleman is ... a man who gets out of the shower to take a pee"
"Courtney Love thinks she found the plane. It's like God doesn't trust us to write our own jokes."
"Teacher: ""Answer this math problem: if your father earns $500 a week and gives half to your mother. What will he have?"" Student: ""A heart attack."""
"""Tired"" isn't even a temporary state for me anymore it's more like a part of my personality at this point."
"The Most Disgusting Joke You'll Ever Hear A young boy was licking out an old lady when all of a sudden he tasted horse cum. He sat up and said ""oh...grandma, so that's how you died"""
"Probably the hardest part about being God is deciding between two equally terrible youth soccer teams that have just prayed to win."
"Two drums and a cymbal roll down a hill ba dum tsss"
"Are we sure that Oscar Pistorius was the only one involved in the murder of his girlfriend? Someone else may well have done the leg work."