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Joke of the Day
"I was at the ATM, and this old lady asked me to help check her balance, So I pushed her over."
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"What do you call someone who murders a hundred people with a potato masher? A mash murderer."
"So TSA took a Buzz Lightyear toy off a child... I guess they thought it would say ""To infinity... and be-bombed"""
"This stray cat on my balcony is looking at me like I'm invading its privacy."
"DOCTOR: I think you have a curvature of the upper spine QUASIMODO: That a diagnosis? D: We need an X-ray to confirm. Right now it's a hunch"
"I'm not crazy, everyone else in the world is just boring."
"There was once a cat on Mars But Curiosity killed the cat"
"I like my racist jokes like I like black people! I don't like black people."
"My boss really hates that I shortened his name to Dick.... Especially since his name is Steve"
"Parents that tell u ""it's just a little noise"" when their kid cries on a train are the same ones who knock on ur door when the music is loud"