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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas? He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!"

"Why can't you starve in the desert? Because of all the sandwiches there."

"woodpecker What did the woodpecker say to the doughnut? You got the sweetest hole I ever stuck my pecker in."

"I don't condone workplace violence, until someone microwaves fish in the break room."

"What do you call a beach with crooked waves? [OC] A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)"

"What is the greatest shock ever? While having sex with pregnant woman a hand grabs your dick from inside."

"Called my wife a whore I called my wife a whore once during sex. She made me pay for that afterwards."

"How does good deodorant smell? Odorable."

"In bio practical: Examiner:Tell me the name of this bird by seeing it's legs only? Sardar:I don't know. Examiner:You failed, what's your name? Sardar:See my legs & tell my name"

"A tiger goes to the gym... ... wearing women's underwear underneath his workout clothes. When he does squats does that make him a crouching tiger with hidden drag on?"