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Joke of the Day

"I'm holding a charity night for people that can't reach orgasm. If you can't come let me know."

"Minimize vs Close in 2014 In 2080: there were some dumb computer users who thought if they click on 'x' in Skype it will close it."

"What is it with Germans and old operating systems I keep hearing them say ""DOS is good"""

"I met a girl with 12 nipples today. She was a bitch."

"Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone? She thought children should be seen and not herded!"

"I'm disappointed to see that a lot of women are using ""period tracker apps"" now, instead of the shared Google spreadsheet I set up."

"drinking game: take a shot every time the futility of your existence depresses you"

"What is the favorite Pokemon of a smoked meat sandwich? Raichu"

"I've decided I want to start a career in Mirror Cleaning It's just something I can see myself doing."

"The purpose of Terrorism is to scare and make people feel unsafe, which is something it has in common with Cable News."