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Joke of the Day

"drinking game: take a shot every time the futility of your existence depresses you"

"What did the reddit user say to the CEO of reddit Ellen Pao [This Post was Removed]"

"Butterflies are like regular flies, but they live at Paula Deen's house."

"An Eskimo walks into a bakery and orders an apple pie, a cherry pie and a blueberry pie. The baker says, ""sorry, we don't serve Eskimo pies here."""

"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A Roman Catholic. (Sorry if this is a repost)"

"How can you tell if you're texting with a dyslexic pervert? You get this: ===D==8="

"Teenage Jesus: Hey dad, why you wearing that crucifix? God: It's an idea I have for a public holiday. TJ: Huh? G: It's complicated."

"Hugh Jackman and Kevin Spacey are sitting at a dinner party.... Hugh Jackman says, ""Hey, Kevin, can you pass the salt?"" Kevin Spacey replies, ""No soap, radio!"""

"I keep misreading ISS as ISIS... ...so I was very confused when we were sending ISIS The Martian"

"When you wish upon a star Makes no difference who you are It's a ball of gas and fire It can't hear you."