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Joke of the Day

"I met a girl with 12 nipples today. She was a bitch."

"Cross the Road Q: Why did the one-handed man cross the road? A: To get to the second hand shop."

"Yesterday, I subscribed to Bigflix ...And now my new favorite word starts with a P and ends with O R N... That's ""Popcorn""!! What were you thinking you pervert!!!"

"A drunk is brought to court... The judge says ""you've been brought here for drinking"" to which the drunk replies ""when can we start!"""

"party idea: ""DUI or IUD?"" u can only invite people who have one or both and u CAN'T divulge which"

"Donald J Trump... The sad thing is, if he wins the jokes on us."

"What's one thing the Hulk would struggle tearing down? The fourth wall"

"If I wasn't too busy adulting... I'd be kidding"

"For me, coming out as a teenager was the hardest thing I've experienced. God knows what it must have been like for my mother. Being in labour for that long."

"Why I'm leaving /r/jokes I'm going to bed"