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Joke of the Day

"I met a girl with 12 nipples today. She was a bitch."

"What's the worst part about being black and jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven."

"What car does Jesus drive? A Chrysler"

"Was JFK born in USA? Doubtful, he sounds Kennedyan!"

"Why did the ghost go into the elevator? To lift his spirits."

"I used to be schizophrenic... ... but we're OK now."

"The Titanic is a great lesson of why just the tip can get you in a lot of trouble."

"Read about this horrible guy who was a racist and a paedophile At least some of the kids are safe"

"What do you call a lazy Italian at the gym? ...Mussolini"

"Why was the daybreak sad? Because it was in morning."