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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear it's 'National Pretzel Day' in America today? Just making sure everyone knows it's knot bread... (thankyou Simpsons)"

"If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?"

"Not a catfish. Just behind on my lip waxing."

"If you piss me off in the grocery store I will get in front of you in the checkout line and pay for a single tomato with a personal check."

"Every year, falling coconuts kill more people than shark attacks, but the families of the shark victims are less embarrassed."

"My wife divorced me after years of daily penis enlargement surgeries. She couldn't take it any longer."

"Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia? Because it's pretty basic stuff."

"A bad joke hit a good joke... ...what a bad joke."

"People who talk to themselves are more intelligent then those who don't, or at least that's what I like to tell myself."

"How many ears does Spock have? Three The left ear, the right ear, and the final front-ear"