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Joke of the Day

"Smoking is a scientific wonder! It kills people, but cures salmon."

"""If you have a ministry like Jesus it will probably be made up of about 12 people who don't get your illustrations, & 1 wants to kill you."""

"Did you hear about that baby boy that was born with no eyelids? The doctors actually used his foreskin from circumcision to construct his eyelids. He's OK, but just a little cock-eyed."

"HER: I'd invite you in, but I never kill on a first date ME: kill? HER: haha I meant kiss stupid autocorrect ME: we are talking out loud"

"What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage? carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn"

"Why do elephants have trunks ? Because they would look silly carrying suitcases !"

"Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts One is $3.50 the other is under a buck."

"Did you hear the one about the guy who was about to tell a joke and then thought better of it? He killed it."

"How do you get a Cambodian person to join you? Just shout ""Hey, Khmer!"""

"I don't like peanut butter... it just isn't my jam."