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Joke of the Day
"Rick Astley will give you all of his Disney movies. But he is never gonna give you Up"
Next Joke
"Me: Honey, I left work early to pick up the kids! Wife: But we d.. *I arrive into the kitchen with two small goats Meet Frank and Dolores"
"7:55 pm: Pours Diet Coke over fries to prevent self from eating them. 8:03 pm: Eats soggy Diet Coke fries."
"Everybody thought potassium was an asshole AND a narcissist. It was probably because all he ever said to anyone was ""K""."
"How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little ""boogie"" in it."
"What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water? Sorry, I was just laid by a hot chick....it's going to take me a while to get hard again."
"Two roads diverged in the woods. I took the road less traveled and now I'm a werewolf. Thanks, poetry."
"I saw 2 blind men fighting Today I saw two blind men fighting, so I shouted ""I'm supporting the one with the knife!"" Both of them ran away"
"I'll huff I'll puff and I'll smoke all of your stuff. -Big Broke Wolf"
"Sometimes it's fun to walk out of the ladies room licking your fingers."