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"What's the difference between a sadist and a math teacher Nothing"
"How do you catch a tame rabbit? The tame way -- unique up on him."
"Hired a violent monkey to beat up my enemies. I call him Injurious George."
"Your mother ."
"Me: How's it look? Doc: You have 2 months to live M: WHAT?? You're my dentist! D: Then you don't need to come back for a cleaning in 6 mos"
"A joke about Serenity [Spoilers] How do Reavers clean their spears? They put them through the Wash. Sorry."
"Marriage counsellor: What's the problem? Wife: He is so literal. It drives me mad. MC: And how do you feel, Stephen? Me: With my hands."
"What's the difference between and out-law and an in-law? One's wanted."
"I was at a store and I saw some yogurt in a big bag with a spout... I guess that you could say the yogurt was pour quality"