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"Herpes sounds like the name of a greek god"
"What do you call a hard rock fan going through gender reassignment surgery? A transition metal."
"QWOP must be what it's like to run for autistic people."
"What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party? There's no punch line."
"How come north Carolina is the bluest state? Raleigh scattering"
"[Police sketch artist job interview] ""How am I not qualified?"" Your resume is a stick figure and a poorly drawn igloo ""It's a cat actually"""
"What's red, white, and black all over? a newspaper"
"The only part I hate about not wearing pants is having to wipe snot on my bare legs."
"How do you know when it's raining cats and dogs... you step in a poodle"