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Joke of the Day
"What's better than winning the WNBA Championship? Taking a piss without sitting down."
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"Boeing 787 The Boeing 787 Dreamliner has had so many leaks from the fuel and oils on board that they are re-naming it the Wet Dreamliner! C.H."
"What's the difference between Iceland and Ireland? A consonant."
"I'll never understand women. A species that loathes you for asking their age, but tortures you forever if you forget their birthday."
"I was in a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words..."
"A priest, rapist and pedophile enter a bar. ^^^A ^^^priest, ^^^rapist ^^^and ^^^pedophile ^^^enter ^^^a ^^^bar. He orders a beer."
"Why did the hipster fail chemistry? He thought the bond was ironic."
"In honor of Columbus Day I'm going to drive around until I get lost then make myself at home in the first clearly inhabited house I find"
"What did the aardvark say to Noah? What do you mean you only brought two ants!?"
"If a girl is standing and shouting through the sunroof of a limo, that limo has turned on its slut siren."