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Joke of the Day

"Teacher and John Teacher: John. Give me a sentence beginning with ""I"". Paul: I is the... Teacher: No, John . You must say ""I am"" not ""I is."" John: All right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

"How do you catch a rabbit? Hide in a field and make carrot noises"

"What are Donald Trumps least favorite food? Mexican jumping beans"

"Popped a tire on a pot hole today Badum tss"

"What's your favorite terraria boss? Mine is the enderdragon"

"What goes ""Vroom!..screech..Vroom!..screech""? A blonde at a flashing red light."

"how do you start a rave in africa glue a piece of bread to the roof"

"What would happen if you shot Donald Trump in the rump? You'd hit Christi in the head!"

"""Its a boy"", he shouted. ""It's a BOY! I still can't believe it! Tears rolling down his eyes, swearing never to come back to Thailand again."

"A kid at the park is wearing a Joker shirt, I am going to slowly take my coat off revealing my Batman T and shit is about to get real."