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Joke of the Day

"Teacher and John Teacher: John. Give me a sentence beginning with ""I"". Paul: I is the... Teacher: No, John . You must say ""I am"" not ""I is."" John: All right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

"What do you call a teenage cheese cracker? Chee-zits I made this up. *bows* Thank you, thank you...thank you so much."

"In Connecticut it is illegal... To hang a man with a wooden leg. You have to use a rope just like everywhere else"

"I was eating at an Indian restaurant when a homeless man came in and asked the girl behind the counter if they had any food he could have. She told him there was Naan."

"The jokes on pregnancy are not easy to get... It's pretty much inside jokes."

"Best pick up line? Lets go eat. I'm paying!"

"What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day? Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day."

"Me + + Loud Music = Wildly dancing like no one ever imagined."

"me: Go back! uber driver: Did I miss the turn? me [already in the front seat trying to find the station that was playing Taylor Swift]"

"What is black and doesn't work? Decaffeinated coffee, you racist."