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Joke of the Day
"My brother David had his ID stolen Now he's just Dav"
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"Thanks to Twitter I can tell people I read."
"Why do some people cough alot? Because they drink to much coughee."
"*decides to go on a diet* *smokes weed* *eats a horse*"
"And then God made Saturn. And he liked it, so he put a ring on it."
"Told my pregnant boss this: Is it OK for you to drink while pregnant... if you're gonna give the baby up for adoption? She laughed at least. But I no longer work there"
"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He sipped the coffee *before it was cool*."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Borg ! Borg who ? Borg standard !"
"My Girlfriend surprised me with a dirty sex toy for my birthday... Now she is in jail and I have anal infection."
"Like the man who has run out kleenexes... this is bound to come in handy!"