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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard of Helen Keller? it is okay my fellow redditor, neither has she!"

"What did Hitler call his records store? The Vinyl Solution."

"Why girls live longer than boys???? SHOPPING"" never causes HEART ATTACKS, but,""PAYING the ""BILLS"" does"

"The difference between reddit and college is ... You get a piece of paper at the end of college."

"I told my mom that bukkake is Japanese for bundt cake... I hope I'm there when she orders dessert at the steak house."

"Na Fa Fo Na Na Fo Fo -Sassy black girl giving me her digits."

"A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog's IQ. Here's how it works: If you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you."

"I'd make a wind pun But it blows.."

"What do comedians do when they get tired of doing standup comedy? Sitcoms"

"How do you make a pheromone? Let his people go!"