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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard of Helen Keller? it is okay my fellow redditor, neither has she!"

"Two fish were in a tank... and one says ""How do you drive this thing?"""

"""Are you a cop? You have to tell me if you're a cop."" ""I'm a cop."" ""So you're a cop AND a gun dealer? Random, but okay let's do this shit"""

"Two rules I live by #1 Never Take No for an Answer #2 No means No"

"I need help, my wife was killed in a hit and run.. Why would someone drive through the kitchen?"

"Acid rain is total bullshit. I stood in it for hours and didn't even hallucinate one time."

"What if the missing plane is still up there? ""What?"" Did you check the sky? ""No."" See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin."

"I Like My Women Like I Like My Coffee.... Well educated, independent, pretty looking and doesn't nag all day"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Flat out racism."

"I was going to make a dick joke, but it's harder than I thought."