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Joke of the Day

"White guys can't say the N word But they can say ""Won't happen again officer"" and ""Welcome home dad"""

"I have enough money to last me for the rest of my life... Unless, of course, I want to buy something."

"Her: I love your lip gloss. What brand is it? Me: *looks puzzled*licks lips* It's donut glaze."

"What does a black Santa say? Hoe, hoe, hoe."

"Of course bears shit in the woods, they do most of their stuff in the woods, very few bears own a house."

"It's politically incorrect to say 'black paint' these days... You must say, ""Jamal, would you mind painting the fence please?"""

"Learning-disabled lions are called leotards, right? Anyway, when dancers ask you to drop off old ones for needy kids, DON'T! So much blood."

"Poker is a game of pretending you've got something better than you really do. Poker sounds a lot like my marriage."

"Teacher : What's your favourite letter ? Student: The letter G. Teacher : Why is that Angus ?"

"Barista: Can I get a name? Me: Free [Later] Barista: I've got a caramel macchiato for Free *fights break out as I smile from the corner*"