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Joke of the Day

"White guys can't say the N word But they can say ""Won't happen again officer"" and ""Welcome home dad"""

"Why was the lightning bug unhappy? Because her children were not very bright."

"What does a guy drink when he wants to go out with a girl? DATERADE"

"What do you call a tin can that's done with High School? A graduated cylinder!"

"*interrupts your heartfelt story* Oh NOW I hear your New York accent!! Say ""dying wish"" again! Ok now say ""coffee""!"

"Why is kim jong un such an asshole? he's mentally il."

"I think mascots are the hardest roles for actors to play. They really have to get into their characters."

"I like my coffee like I like my slaves... *Free*."

"Why did the dog go into the church? The doors were open."

"What's the worst gear for America? Cruz control."