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Joke of the Day
"Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field."
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"Introducing my girlfriend to the family Me: This is my girlfriend Jane Jane: Hi Wife: What the fuck"
"How do ants hide from aardvarks? They disguise themselves as uncles!"
"I gave my friend 10 puns, hoping at least some would make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did."
"How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three. A left ear, a right ear, and a final front ear."
"My wife treats me like a God Every evening at dinner I get a burnt offering."
"Volunteer shark bait is a much more inspiring name for surfers"
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"If at first you don't succeed.. Then that's it for skydiving."
"It's like my Uncle said, no body, no crime Coworker: I only asked how your weekend was..."