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Joke of the Day

"My landlord wanted to come talk to me about the high heating bill I told him, ""My door is always open""."

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"I'm never drinking & driving again because the last time, it was a disaster. I lost control and ended up driving to a Robin Thicke concert."
"Did you hear about the blind porcupine? He fell in love with a pincushion!"
"Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor ? The sound you make 10th floor "" AHHHHHHHHH *BOOM* "" 1st floor "" *BOOM* AHHHHHHHHHH """
"What is the leading cause of pedophilia in America? Sexy children."
"There's 4 and a half inches of light snow outside ...or as most the men on Tinder would have me believe, 8 inches and really thick."
"Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins? It was asbestos they could do at the time!"
"ME: I'll see you in a month WIFE: Don't forget to write ME: It's highly unlikely I'd forget such a basic skill, Sharon"
"You know the world is corrupted.... When people buy the 2015 Macbook."
"McDonalds ...closing thigh gaps since 1967."