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Joke of the Day
"3 K's don't a right They make a white"
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"Wordplay is the fundamental form of a joke... After all, doesn't every joke have a PUNchline?"
"What is the only thing that will be ""Feeling the Bern""? Working people's wallets."
"A Russian walks into an alchohal rehab facility... Wait...what?"
"Who do you call when theres a fly in your house? The SWAT team"
"I went shopping for some camouflage trousers earlier. Couldn't find a pair anywhere."
"""Polar bears can't jump"" -- black bears"
"I only got one match, but I can make an explosion. And now the government thinks I'm a terrorist."
"How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag? Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way."
"Just got a temporary tattoo. Now I can't be buried in a Jewish cemetery for the next three days."