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Joke of the Day

"In Japan, they are celebrating their position as the most educated country in the world. Here in America it's National Cheeseburger Day."

"Everything is made in China, except for babies, they're made in VaChina!"

"What did Justin Bieber's biggest fan say to him when they met? nothing, hes a fan."

"""Pay attention to me, but not too much. Ignore me, but make me feel wanted. Let me know you want me, but don't be clingy.""-women"

"If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you, son. We live in a patriarchal society where they're not considered as important or valid."

"Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work"

"What do you call.. What do you call toothless bear. A gummy bear!"

"Why did a man name his legless dog, Cigarette? Cause he had to take him out for a drag every night."

"Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn had a huge argument over whether to circumcise their son Lindsey went downhill from there, but Tiger made the cut."

"The Masochist begged the Sadist, ""Beat me, beat me!!"" The Sadist said, ""No"""