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Joke of the Day

"I always bring an extra pair of socks when I go golfing... ..Just in case I get a hole in one."

"Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb? A: He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him"

"""Dad why do you write so slow?"" asked Dennis. ""I have to"" replied his father. ""I'm a slow reader."""

"Yo momma's so fat You can see the couch behind her do to gravitational lensing."

"Teacher: What is the formula for water ? George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you ? George: Sure you said H to O !"

"Having sex in an elevator.. ..is wrong on so many levels"

"The Japenese Way of Death by Harri Kirri"

"2 guys walk into a gay bar... and the bartender asks one of them, ""Why the long face?"" The guy answers, ""My eyes are up here."""

"How do you fit an elephant in the subway? You take the letter ""S"" out of ""sub"", and the letter ""F"" out of ""way""."

"I knew a woman who was very liberal with her kids. She had them aborted."