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Joke of the Day
"OC - Why shouldn't Spanish women smoke cigarettes? You shouldn't smoke if your pregnant."
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"Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead"
"Mirrors don't lie. Lucky for you, they can't laugh either."
"I saw a sign that said ""Watch for children"" and I thought, ""That sounds like a fair trade""."
"How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Give her a basketball, and tell her to read it."
"If Natalie Portman dated Jacques Cousteau they would win celebrity couple nicknaming forever with ""Portmanteau."""
"What does a cat call a bowl of mice ? A purrfect meal !"
"""We hug and kiss, but people just don't lick each other."" -yet another lie I just told my toddler"
"Feel free to not tell me how sore you are from working out."
"Why doesn't Marty McFly drink wine? Too many Tannens."