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Joke of the Day
"Hospitals don't like it when you unplug things to charge your phone w/ out asking first"
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"A priest, rapist, and a child molestor walk into a bar Then he ordered a drink."
"I was walking though a forest With a young girl the other night and she said ""I'm scared"" I said ""Your scared, I've gotta walk back on my own"""
"How do you advertise a motor home? A trailer"
"What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium -old but good"
"Met a hot isis girl Jihad me at hello"
"Billy Mays is in heaven now... Billy Mays is up in Heaven partying like it's $19.99."
"Why can't blind people bungee jump? Because it scares the fuck out of the dogs."
"I had a joke about the Baltimore Riots But someones already stolen it :("
"My favorite Lil Wayne song is the one where he sounds like a constipated muppet trying to list off active ingredients in Children's Tylenol."