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Joke of the Day

"If you crush a cockroach, you're a hero. If you crush a beautiful butterfly, you're a villain. Morals have aesthetic criteria."

"CRUEL JOKE What did the blind, deaf, mute quadraplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer."

"We wouldn't really have any national debt in this country if strippers would just pay their damn income taxes."

"All these women marching in protest is so well organized I'd love to talk to the man in charge."

"They say eye contact in job interviews is important, but try sticking a finger in the interviewer's eye and they always get mad."

"I can almost always tell when a movie doesn't use real zombies."

"What do you call a jackass in the mafia? A donkey."

"I threw a Bukakke party last night...... it was terrible nobody came."

"User interface? I hardly even know her."

"On Reddit, they say that you should never stick your dick in crazy. But this is not true. The problems only start when you take your dick *out* of crazy."