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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work? He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea."

"MISSING: Black and white cat with red collar. Very, very intelligent. Mittens, if you're reading this, please come home......."

"Why is wrestling stupid?? It's a bunch of guy's without pants fighting for a belt...."

"I've made the front page 5 times! The girls on /r/creepyPMs are really mean and don't understand the P means Private."

"What do you call an alligator in a vest? An in-vest-igator ( )"

"Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus? Because he has holes in his hands"

"{Favorite Halloween Prank at Walmart} Old Lady: Your son is adorable 4 yr. old: *running down aisles* Me: Mam' My son died 10 years ago."

"Did you hear about the baker that died fighting to save his business? They say he went out ""buns-a-glazing"""

"Teacher: ""Your composition on the assignment ""My dog"" is exactly like your brothers... ...did you copy it?"" Boy: ""No, it's the same dog!"""

"How do you get a kid out from a microwave? Please answer before my wife gets home!"