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Joke of the Day

"My cat just dragged in a half eaten sausage, I have no idea where he got it from but it tastes expensive."

"Racist Surfer What did the racist surfer say when asked about hanging a black man? Hang ten dude!!"

"A terrible name for an R&B group would be Boyz IV Men."

"Apple has created a new product only for the Chinese It's called i-opener"

"Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically."

"[at dentist office] Well you gave me this paper bib and said to put it on how was I to know I wasn't supposed to undress first"

"An invisible man marries an invisible woman... The kids were nothing to look at either."

"Im making a heavy metal band... Im thinking of naming it Lead-arsenic-mercury."

"There is no life on earth without water.nBecause without water, there is no coffee.nAnd without coffee, I'll kill you all."

"Medical fact: If a woman drinks two glasses of wine a day it increases the chance of a stroke. If you let her finish the bottle she'll probably suck it as well!"