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Joke of the Day

"Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? It's pointless just like this post"

"(GoT Joke) Why did the King's Justice join Run DMC? Cuz he be Ilyn."

"[being pushed into the middle of a dance circle] please, I have a family"

"Alternate Lyrics: I kissed a Trans and I liked it. The taste of her hairy lap stick."

"I heard Steven Spielberg is directing a film about a fat alien... It's called ""Eat-T, The Extra Cholesterol""."

"My housemate told me to get something to the front page of reddit I should just recycle... It'll take a lot more than that to get me to take the bins out!"

"I would like to think money won't change me, but I won $5 on a scratch-off lottery ticket and immediately bought name brand aluminum foil."

"What happens when you give an Italian a coupon? It makes the Dego buy faster."

"What did the two tampons have in common? They were both stuck up bitches"

"What did the Russian man say to the boy after he did nice for someone? That was *Cher-i-nobyl* of you"