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Joke of the Day

"Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist? A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from."

"Yo momma so fat when she had turkey at thanksgiving She ate the whole damn country"

"Why do SCUBA divers fall backwards out of boats? Because if they fell forwards, they'd land in the boat."

"How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first."

"Have a headache? Eating a carrot can help if you take a Advil after it"

"Threesome fun!!! I had planned a threesome, but there were two no shows. I still had fun though!!!"

"I finally found a diet plan that works. It's called ""The cost of food""."

"You find it offensive?... I find it funny.... That's why I'm happier than you"

"What do you call a grammatical rendezvous? accommadate I hate me for this.."

"Whenever I see a new couple on a date I walk up to their table, hold up my phone and tell the guy ""You're Wife Sarah says hello""."