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Joke of the Day

"Why do native Americans make the best strippers? Because when they dance, they make it rain"

"I'll never have the conviction of a jogger who runs in place while waiting for the red light to turn."

"My wife says ""I want to go... ...somewhere i've never been before."" I said, why not try the kitchen."

"What kind of nuts go on your feet? *Sigh*... Cashews."

"So rude of Ashton Kutcher to file divorce papers right before Demi Moore's 150th birthday."

"[Job interview] -Are you going to just keep spinning around in that chair? Sorry. I didn't think we started yet."

"What is Hitler's favorite type of food? Not Seafood"

"My tombstone will just say ""Deactivated."" I want people to be afraid that I could come back."

"What do you call a sheep without legs? A cloud."

"Today Grindr went down on thousands of people... Fortunately, there was no interruption in service."