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Joke of the Day
"If Jesus were alive today...what type of car would he drive? A chrysler (Christler)"
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"Why couldn't the boarder throw out his collection of potted ferns? They were his best fronds."
"""This is groundbreaking stuff."" Inventor of the shovel"
"I want to tell a joke here... ...but it's about sex and I don't think most redditors get it"
"What was Rob Bartlett's go-to line in his WackyPaki comedian routine? Take my wife, if you would be so kind."
"What do you do with an elephant with three balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino!"
"I know a really good knock knock joke! However someone else has to start it"
"Did you hear Ellen DeGeneres drowned? They found her face down in Rikki Lake"
"Did you hear about the Wall Street bankers that won the Nobel Peace Prize in Chemistry? They turned the economy into shit."
"""So why do you wanna work at Petsmart?"" *imagines running out of the store with all the dogs in my arms* ""I'm a people person."""