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Joke of the Day
"I'm such a bad golfer, I found a job in the dessert I'm guaranteed to find water."
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"I spilled laundry detergent on my rug! It really tide the room together."
"What's the difference between an immigrant & a book? One of them has papers."
"In my dog's mind he's saving the world, one tree at a time."
"I know I'm gorgeous, young and sexy. My secret to eternal youth is a steamy bathroom, so my glasses mist up."
"How can you recognize a Gnome Pig? They're the ones with the little red hats."
"Two deer walk into a bar... The first deer says, ""Hey, wanna go to a party?"" The second one says, ""I'm game!"""
"how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Sikhs"
"I am a recovering redneck. It's been three weeks since I dry humped a cousin."
"What do you get when you mix a bulldog and a shih tzu? Bullshit. Works better if you say it out loud."