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Joke of the Day

"Where do cows like to ride on trains? In the cow-boose."

"I have to say the best part about being over 30 is how short and easy hangovers get. Haha, kidding, it's 7PM and I'm actively hoping to die."

"What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer? A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge."

"Okay, let's get this straight. There's no way EVERYONE has the best boyfriend in the world."

"An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""What is this? Some sort of joke?!"""

"The teacher asked Jimmy ""Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?"" Jimmy replied crying, ""Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"""

"How can the blind not see... Get rid of the Jews if he can't see what color their eyes are?"

"How you compliment an Italian cheese maker? ""Gouda worka"""

"About to check Facebook? Let me save you some time. One of your friends has updated their cover photo to a picture of the beach."

"Mating call of a blonde... ""Hee hee, I think I'm a little drunk!"""