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Joke of the Day

"My friends think my cat is loyal and selective with his affection, but the truth is that I don't have any friends."

"What electronic device leaves behind a lot of broken glass? A PC, seeing how they typically run on Windows!"

"Iphones walked out :p Two Iphones walked out of a bar"

"There is a new Apple product in the Rogue One teaser trailer We don't know what it is yet, but at least now we know its name... ""iRebel"""

"What do you call... What do you call nuts on the wall? -Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? -Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin? -Dick in your mouth."

"Remember that time you thought you were more important than everyone else? Turn back, this was a click wasted"

"Only in math is it okay to buy 30 grapefruit at one time"

"How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None, he fell."

"i hate workimg at the lightbulb factory!! evrey day i hav to thimk of good ideas so they can harvest the lightbulbs that apear abov my head"

"A dad joke which you can use.. Young Man: I've come to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage. Girl's Father: You've got to take all of her or it's no deal."