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Joke of the Day

"whats brown and... What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown and runny? Usain Bolt."

"Bought a blowup doll today but I won't blow her up til tomorrow. Don't want to seem desperate."

"What's white and has black spots a dalmatian"

"What do you call a vegetable that's only kinda cool? Radish"

"Burping up Taco Bell is like returning to the scene of the crime"

"My ex used to sing ""Brown Eyed Girl"" to me.... I have blue eyes. This should have been a sign."

"North Korean Joke Poop is like a North Korean rocket: it's produced by an ass and splashes into the water."

"Remember when there was nothing to check and no device to check it on and all you did was live your life?"

"My fish can breakdance. But only for five seconds, and only once."

"I had to break up with my Chinese girlfriend... An hour after eating her, I was horny again."