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Joke of the Day

"Hope you don't mind if I make transformer sound effects when we switch positions."

"What's a ghost's favorite sexual fetish? Boo-kake"

"Donald Trump is going to be president in 4 days. That..that's it..."

"You know what the worlds best play on words is? Scrabble."

"I just invested in chicken stock. It's all gravy."

"What do you call a learned spider? A webdesigner"

"The gardener asked me what I wanted him to do, I told him to water the plants... He points and asks ""water these?"", I said ""nah man, *pointing* WATER THOSE""."

"Just remember, every day is a gift from God. Well except for Monday.. Satan slips that one in. He's a sneaky bastard."

"Overheard a teenager watching Armageddon for the 1st time (after Bruce Willis blows up): ""lol at least the hot one lived (Ben Affleck)."""

"Why did the old lady fall into the well? Because she couldn't see that well"