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Joke of the Day
"Can't believe I was once a child who fought taking naps."
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"I'm trying to read on the train but it's hard because people keep applauding & screaming ""You are the train's smartest boy!"" at me"
"Husband: Honey I bought the new Gold Olympic Condoms... Wfie: Why not Silver and come second for a change...?"
"Are Koalas bears? No, they're marsupials But they have the right koalafications to be a bear"
"A Victoria's Secret commercial will always come on when you're elbow deep in a bag of Doritos."
"I bought an official Craig David fridge recently, and it's useless! It only chills on Sundays!"
"/r/blackpeopletwitter is still dark /r/blackpeopletwitter"
"Q: Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar? A: He wanted to take a month off."
"How many buddhists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they enlighten themselves."
"What does a wolf lick a ram with? His tungsten"